I can think up video games too, Pedo!
By the way, when I say "pedo," I mean pedophilevendor,
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This was my first idea, from 23 Sextilis
A deathmatch game with
unlockable tiers of weapons you can get by doing certain things.
And for the second one, it's a Half-Life mod.
I think it would be fun, wouldn't it? Start with late 19th
century guns, work your way up to 21st.
- *You can
choose your own playermodel, and it will show up for other
users of the server.
*Graphics you can run on your Voodoo2.
*Addons and scripts for servers.
The mod starts on a
train to a crowded university campus at night. You are Claude
Leopold Atkins, an 18 year old filmmaking student attending
Freeman University, a beacon of activity and new life in an
otherwise run down, ramshackle Tennessee university town of
17,000. The town's inhabitants are very diverse, everyone has
something to tell. Maybe too much. There are rumours among the
more superstitious students that the town folk aren't exactly
100% . . . human. The rumour comes to you, and you decide to
investigate, bringing along the friend who told you, Rodney
Douglas. But you soon find out things you should never have, get
into the thick of a familial struggle, and it becomes a fight to
survive as the townsfolk turn on you, calling in the local
police and even the military. You must fight to survive, get
out, and tell whoever you can what you find before it's too
By the way, "Freeman University" is coincidental and refers to
Morgan Freeman, since, you know, films.
There's not going to be as much gunplay as in Half-Life, it's more
like Strife. But still, there will be a couple weapons: revolver,
MP5 (modified so that it has a 30 round magazine and shoots in
bursts), and shotgun. Plus, your friend Rodney will be a permanent
ally (at least, as long as you don't let him die, and trust me he
can die) and will have the ability to upgrade himself with most
weapons left on the ground.
That was from February.
And finally, from 28 April, I've already posted, like, two
projects of mine here, so naturally I figured
I don't have enough on my plate when you take into account school
and YouTube. I was watching some God of War gameplay, and had a
spark of inspiration. Now that I think of it, it resembles
Nightmare Creatures. You're a man from the American West, 1876.
You're mysteriously transplanted from your simple farming life to
a small house in a dark forest. You don't know where you are or
what's going on, just that the house is abandoned and filled to
the brim with supplies, arms, and money. You stock up on
technology more advanced than anything you could dream of. . .but
to them, it's ancient history. You hear a knock on the door, and
there's a human-sized thing. Whether it be a monster or demon, you
don't know, all you know is it's dead now. And the others are
When you leave the house for the forest, you see a gargantuan
version of the creature. That was just a baby, and you're fucked
unless you can get to a shop to upgrade yourself.
The horde comes at you, and you're in a big mansion now with ample
open space. You wage war on the things and get out just in time.
As you go through, you can access shops to switch out what weapons
you own on the fly, spanning from 1890s relics to lasers,
submachine guns, and double-cylindered chainguns.
You won't have a partner AI, just you and your gun against the
hordes of monsters you need to kill. And they're tough, too,
having weapons that outmatch yours. You'll need to have better
accuracy and tactics than them if you want to outlast your foes.
- SPOILER (select to read)
- At the end of the game, it's revealed
that no John, you are the demons, and you killed a quarter of
the souls in Heaven, and you're sent to the most torturous level
of Hell. If you want, follow it up with Halfquake.
Ideas? Thoughts? Shut the hell up?
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